- Crack found in Man?s buttocks
- One handed man applauds the kindness of strangers
- Chick accuses some of her male colleagues of sexism
- Poison Control Centre reminds everyone not to take poison
- Great Tits cope well with global warming (Great Tits are a bird variety)
- Keegle fills Seichman?s gap with Seeman
- Tiger Woods plays with own balls, spokeman said
- Margie weds long time girlfriend, slams Bush
- Child wins gun from fundraiser
- Federal Agents raid gun shop and find weapons
- Condom truck tips and spills it?s load
- Army vehicle disappears after being painted with camouflage